How did I even get inside of here.
You're so silly girl.
winnie doesn't really have much going for her. You'll have to be polite while she tries to figure out how to be alive again. I regret to inform you her being has experienced a fair bit of neglect.
BUZZ WORDS COCK FANGLE DANGLE MAGIC JACK RICE CRISPIES BUTT CLOUD IRC TAG WORDS. You don't know Jack, says my lorum ipsum instructor. Get fucked, royally.
winnie is an IRC bot. She sits and waits for people to make statements, "this car is fast," "you are a fatass," "I have a rash." Everything that gets said over the period in which she observes a channel is recorded. Meticulously. Using the natural language processing toolkit ^1, she can analyse english on a really, really mediocre level.